Week 18. Handarbeit - any takers for crocheting a rabbit ?

Monday lunchtime C arrives home with the (hilarious, in my view) news that he has won a prize for being the first child in his class to finish the crochet homework. He assures me that he didn’t tell his teacher that a portion of the prize should be mine…… however he’s now been set the task of crocheting a rabbit.

A rabbit. Any ideas on how to crochet a rabbit ?

I’m completely flummoxed. I’m not getting involved in this. He can do the stitch himself now. I’m not crocheting a rabbit for him. (And Ma, if you’re reading this, you might be in Warwickshire, but I can hear you laughing all the way to Zurich.)